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If you ever decide you'd like your money back, just return your p8tch for an immediate, full, and cheerful refund via PayPal.

Here are some possible reasons why you might not like your p8tch:

"Hey, I thought these things would be easier to scan with an iPhone!"
Symbol MC50 laser barcode scanners? Fast and easy. Nokia N95 scanner? Fast and easy. iPhone scanner? In good light with a steady hand, easy (not so fast.) In bad light? An exercise in frustration. iPhone readers will get better (quickly, we all hope), but if the process of a scanning a p8tch fills you with rage, return your p8tch for an immediate, full, and cheerful refund.
"Hey, come to think of it I'd rather have twenty bucks worth of microwave burritos than this p8tch thing."
No problem. Return your p8tch for an immediate, full, and cheerful refund.

The bottom line here is that if you ever want a refund, just mail the p8tch back to me, and I'll PayPal your money back right away. This is meant to be a fun hobby, not a RAPACIOUS SWINDLE. Note that I will deactivate the QRcode associated with a returned p8tch, and will instead permanently redirect that URL to a GIS search for "kittens".

p8tch: Commando Nerd Patches for iPhone and Android Scanning

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